Nigerians are starving and my family is hosting giant burrito eating contests!!! Oh America. You so crazy!!! Today, my nephew Dillon was challenged to eat a burrito dubbed "Don't Even Think About It" from a restaurant in Kalamazoo, MI called "The Big Burrito". "The Behemoth" as I affectionately call it, measures nearly 30 inches long and is filled with burrito goodness that only genuine Mexicans could create. (Those Mexicans are mad scientists!!!) To make a short story even shorter, he couldn't finish it. 17 inches was all he could devour. I too ingested 17 inches of burrito delight. The size I ordered was aptly named, "The Big Burrito".