A couple incidents have recently occurred that got me thinking about death and funerals. After some consideration, I've decided that I only have one request regarding my funeral. Everyone attending must wear a t-shirt that says: Dan DeHaan just died and all I got was this crummy t-shirt. I'm completely serious. (and sober) White t-shirts with bold, black, futura font typeface all in caps. I will haunt all of you if my request goes unfulfilled. I'll haunt you with rancid phantom smells. Appalling smells. Stinky smells....so you better do it.